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| User: | berjohnasaurus (2422737) Easy Peasy Twice as Sneezy
Speed Dialing My Subconscious |
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| Name: | berjohnasaurus | ||||
| Location: | Peoria, Illinois, United States | ||||
| Birthdate: | 1983-05-19 | ||||
| Bio: | I was born in two small plastic bags. I was quite a small and skinny baby with sharp elbows and knees, so they needed an extra baggie to make sure I wouldn't puncture it and leak out all over the place. My mommy was so proud to know that I wasn't an alien. She let me live in the house and climb all over the roof. I made forts out of pillow cushions, and that is why I am now an interior decorator major at Holeinthesock University. I have had many influences throughout my life. A man that lived on the corner of the street taught me what nostrils were for and how to talk to girls with expressions like, "You remind me of grandma when you walk." Or, "What DO you do when stuff comes out of your nose?" It was from experiences such as these that I learned how to become a professional power walker and pursue my dream of making it through high school with a banana gripped with my nose. Now I just like sitting here pushing these keys, saying god knows what. I think you're special. | ||||
| Interests: | 10: drawing, jazz, piano, running, spelling, spontaneity, thinking, wondering, writing, you | ||||
| Schools: | None listed | ||||
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| Account type: | Basic Account | ||||
